listen there’s no time to explain but I need you to date me
When I graduate, I will sneak into all my teachers’ bedrooms and do this:
(Source: theerasedcitizen)
i asked my dad who should be in the next Smash Bros and he suggested the little paper clip from microsoft word
i feel like he would just pop up all the time and just say shit to you
then disappear again
if a girl poisons you with japanese food what should you do
sue she
Actually I believe the correct grammar is “Sue her.”
“She” is a subject pronoun, so “her” is needed for the objective part of the sentence.
Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don’t have to. But you probably will, because I’m hilarious.
